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$2.50

Snarky UV DTF Decal – Peel & Stick Sass

Printed in-house with professional UV ink — no mass-produced imports here. Just small-batch snark, made in the USA.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Water-resistant and scratch-resistant
  • Perfect for tumblers, glass cans, home decor, or anything with a smooth surface.
  • No weeding, no transfer tape, no patience required - just peel and stick
  • Choose your size from the dropdown, because size does matter (at least when it comes to decals)

Decals Are:

  • Priced by size (not personality — that’s free)
  • Printed on demand and ships fast from my USA based studio
  • Handmade in small batches, because good sarcasm takes time

How to Apply (Because apparently we're still doing instructions):

  1. Clean the surface. Yes, actually clean it. Dust and glitter don't count. 
  2. Peel the backing from a corner. Not the middle. Not the side. A corner. You got this.
  3. Flip it over and place it face-down on a flat surface. Like a desk. Not your lap.
  4. Gently roll the backing off like you’re peeling off regret. Go slow — it’s not a race.
  5. Stick it where you want it. Press like you mean it.
  6. Rub it down. Every edge. Every corner. Pretend you’re convincing it to stay forever.
  7. Peel off the top film slowly. Ta-da! You’re officially a crafting genius.

Care Tips:

Water-resistant? Yes. Dishwasher-safe? Hmmm..maybe hand wash to be safe!
High heat = bad breakup with your decal.
For long-lasting sass, hand-wash only.


Questions? Need a custom size or something even snarkier? Message me — I don’t bite (unless it’s October).

Adios, awkward human interaction.